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Friday, August 29, 2014

Mirth Monday: You might be a redneck if... (Part.2)



-People think you're having a yard sale....and you're not.

-It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

-You burn your yard rather than mow it.

-The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.

-You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

-Your mailbox holds up one end of your clothesline.

-You have to honk the horn to get the chickens out of the driveway when
you come home.

-Your backyard catches on fire and CNN reports a "Major Tire Fire."

-Lawn ornamentation means a Chevy and a Buick.

-You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned
yellow.

-You have more appliances in the yard than in the house.

-Your yard has ever been the site of a proposed landfill.

-The Orkin man tells you "give up; you've lost."

-You mow your lawn with a tractor.

-You have old tires shaped into the Olympic rings in your front yard.

-Your lawn is thicker than the Amazon Jungle.

-Your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.


-You come back from the dump with more than you took to it.



Check out last weeks "Mirth Monday" Here: http://www.pickyournextadventure.com/2014/08/mirth-monday-you-might-be-redneck-if.html
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