-People think you're having a yard sale....and you're not.
-It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
-You burn your yard rather than mow it.
-The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
-You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
-Your mailbox holds up one end of your clothesline.
-You have to honk the horn to get the chickens out of the driveway when
you come home.
-Your backyard catches on fire and CNN reports a "Major Tire Fire."
-Lawn ornamentation means a Chevy and a Buick.
-You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned
-You have more appliances in the yard than in the house.
-Your yard has ever been the site of a proposed landfill.
-The Orkin man tells you "give up; you've lost."
-You mow your lawn with a tractor.
-You have old tires shaped into the Olympic rings in your front yard.
-Your lawn is thicker than the Amazon Jungle.
-Your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
-You come back from the dump with more than you took to it.
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