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Monday, May 5, 2014

Mirth Monday: My Funeral



Three friends from a local church were asked, "When you are in your casket, and your friends and church members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"

Junior said, "I would like them to say, I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Bud commented, "I would like them to say, I was a wonderful teacher, a servant of the church, who made a huge difference in people's lives."


Jimmy said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's movin!"

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