1. Log on: when you want to make the homestead warmer.
2. Log off: Timberrrrrrrrrrrr.
3. Mega Hertz: when you not careful getting the firewood.
4. Lap top: where the cat sleeps.
5. Hard drive: manoeuvring thought those rocky fields on the northern range when there is snow in the ground.
6. Windows: what to shut when it's cold outside.
7. Byte: what mosquitoes do.
8. Modem: what I did to the hay fields.
9. Keyboard: where the keys hang.
10. Mouse: critters that eat the grain in the barn.
Not forgetting RAM [Random Access Memory]: when you can't remember anything at all from earlier.
You may be able to add to this list - if so, please send your funnies to us.