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Monday, April 21, 2014

Mirth Monday: Have you heard of cows?

Two west country yokels were on the train heading homewards through Somerset, England when one of them noticed some cows.
'What a lovely bunch of cows.' he remarked. 
'Not a bunch, herd,' his mate replied.
'Heard of what?' 
'Herd of cows.'
'Of course I've heard of cows.'
'No, a cow herd.'
'What do I care what a cow heard.  I have no secrets to keep from a cow.'

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