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Monday, January 20, 2014

Mirth Monday: Bad Fishing Jokes (We warned you...)

Q: What do fish and women have in common?
A: They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them! Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall A: "Dam!" 

Q: How do you communicate with a fish? 
A: Drop it a line! 

Q: Why did the fish cross the road? 
A: Cause it was hooked! 

Q: Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? 
A: Just for the halibut! 

Q: Why are fish so smart 
A: Because they swim in schools! 

Q: What does the pope eat during lent? 
A: Holy mackerel! 

Q: How do fish go into business? 
A: The start on a small scale! 

Q: What is the richest fish in the world? 
A: A goldfish 

Q: Where does a fish end-up when it flies? 
A: A magic carp 

Q: What do you call a small fish magician? 
A: A magic carpet 

Q: What do fish use for money? 
A: Sand dollars! 

Q: Where does a fish keep his money 
A: In the River Bank! 

Q: What did one hillbilly say to another? 
A: I got a new fly rod and reel for my trade I ever made. 

Q: What is the fastest fish in the water? 
A: A motopike 

Q: Where do fish sleep? 
A: In a river bed 

Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano? 
A: You can't tuna fish. 

Q: Which fish can perform operations? 
A: A Sturgeon! 

Q: If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? 
A: Finland. 

Q: What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? 
A: One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish! 

Q: What do you call a fish whith a car? 
A: A carfish! 

Q: What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? 
A: The Codfather 

Q: What do you call a fish without the eye? 
A: fsh 

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