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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Turn up Tuesday! EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE, YOU CAN LEARN FROM NOAH'S ARK....



One:  Don't miss the boat.

Two:  Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three:  Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

Four:  Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do
something really big.

Five:  Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be
done.

Six:  Build your future on high ground.

Seven:  For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

Eight:  Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the
cheetahs.

Nine:   When you're stressed, float a while.

Ten:  Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

Eleven:  No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a
rainbow waiting.


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