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Monday, December 2, 2013

Mirth Monday!

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago."

"Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG.  Vegetables can be disastrous due to chemicals and pesticides used on them, and none of us realizes the  long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking  water." 
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous  of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most  grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
 A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and  said, "Wedding cake."

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