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Monday, September 9, 2013

Our very first Monday Mirth! Start your week with a laugh...

Nobody likes Mondays. Nobody.  Even if your weekend starts on a Monday, it's still a universally unloved and rather blah day.  So we decided to fight back and make your Monday mornings something to (sort of) look forward to!  As of today, each week we'll be posting a new bit of humor for you to enjoy.  They say laughter is the best medicine, so have a chuckle, throw on your office *flair*, and have a great week!


*Your wife may or may not appreciate the next joke.  Personally, we feel it's a testament to their impeccable taste.  Hey, they married you, right??

**All the women at the office enjoyed it.  So there.

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.  You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help
with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with
the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

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